Telling Entirely Too Much
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Living in chaos (walls down...stuff everywhere) it is common for us to run around in the morning trying to escape from the house for work, errands, appointments. This involves climbing over, around, down and through things. Quickly. The dog is trying to follow you and panting. The phone is ringing. The cat is meowing. You look for your glasses and often find them on your head. Well, I do anyway.
So it shouldn't be a complete surprise that after flying through the house, fishing around for keys, loading things in the car, dropping things off, popping in at my mother-in-law's office, looking for change for the meter, whipping through Target and taking the car in for its air test that I would be distracted.
And that, on my way towards the last stop, I would discover that my long summer dress had split. Up the back. Very, very far up the back. Until what had started out as a back-of-the-knee high kick vent had ended up somewhere in the range of "Radio City Music Hall Rockette." No, actually, beyond Rockette. Beyond go-go dancer. Heading towards strange-looking halter top.
I have no idea if it started out that way or became that way somewhere during the day. If it started out that way, I have left a trail of people gouging out their eyes in Target, I am sure. Because what you could see wasn't very pretty. At all.
End of story. Good night.
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Comments
It could have been worse. Your skirt could have been stuck in your underpants all day. That's always a treat.
Better luck today!
Posted by: Sandra | July 29, 2004 9:08 AM
Your tale is a familiar one, all too familiar (well, except for the split dress part - though I did have my shirt on inside out during a long meeting with the floor guy yesterday). Why sane people would bring this on themselves, I have no idea.
Posted by: Nick | July 29, 2004 9:37 AM
i had my shirt unbuttoned once. not sure how it happened. some strange guy finally came over and told me.
btw, i was so surprised to see your post on my blog last night. i had to come and ask how did you find me?
Posted by: irasali | July 29, 2004 12:37 PM
Vee haf our ways :)
Actually, I was checking something in the "links to our site" stats (I needed someone else's web address) and found that you had linked over. So I followed the link and voila! There you were.
We get the stats as part of the package for using AEFJ Designs for hosting. They are really great!
Posted by: jm | July 29, 2004 12:54 PM
Funny that you didn't notice that the air conditioning at Target was particularly brisk, given the severity of your wardrobe malfunction. :-)
thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Tony F | July 29, 2004 4:37 PM
reminds me of the time I tucked my dress into my pantyhose at work no less. Fortunately a female co-worker starightened me out pretty quick! Thank you for making me laugh- I needed that!
Posted by: Jocelyn | July 29, 2004 6:50 PM